Heya heya! It's such a glorious day on the Island of Ishbu.

My name is Jazagoya and this is my first NuTang entry! This entry isn't about though. It's about my friend, the Platonic Narcissist.

I met the Platonic Narcissist a few days ago. The day was a hybrid of Saturday and November. He was eating frogs and leeches swimming down the babbling brook. "Iki-nama-gojaiki Arri irranina!" I shouted.



He looked at me with a platonic and narcissistic expression. "Good day mate," he barked. He then pulled a dog from his ear and began to stroke it gently, until the dog fell into a deep coma. When the dog awoke, it had the face of a rabbit and heart of a liver.

The dog said, in between breaths of freedom and independence, "My name is Jean Claude Van Damme. I was born a dog, but now I am a rabbit with a heart of liver. But, this monologue isn't about me. It's about the Pale Male.

"The Pale Male was a male so pale, his shadow was made of albino ginger ale. He often liked to smoke red herring under a coconut tree that bore fruits of labor.

"I met the Pale Male one day at the grocery store. He was smelling a smelly apple. I was smelling a smelly pineapple. Our eyes met and locked. Unfortunately, neither of us had the key to unlock our eyes.

"We had to consult the High Priest of Baboonertia. He left for vacation, so we had to drink green tea made from the tears of a fallen angel. After we had our disgusting, yet flavorful beverage, our eyes slowly began to unlock. It was this time--and only at this time--when the Pale Male spoke the first words of his life.

"'Everyone calls me Charles Gorwinski. However, my real name is the Pale Male. But, this isn't going to be about me. It's about my friend, Jazagoya.

"'Jazagoya is what some my describe as a gourd with no beard. She likes to dance with no chump change under her eyelid and no basket of pawns waiting to deliver that fateful message your aunt Sally (you know, the one that always knows what time it is, even if all the waterfalls in the world began to turn into fireworks) always has tucked away under her blouse of a million sacrificial Easter cocoons brewing a pot for the festival of Navidos.'"

And that is how I became friends with the Platonic Narcissist!

hey
Yeah I guess we'll get the hang of things sooner or later. I hope anyway.

intresting....story there buddy lol. :)
» Helena on 2006-10-13 02:24:14

=)
very curious i am.

welcome to nutang.
» jen on 2006-10-13 03:12:14

Welcome!
Haha! >.< Funny story there, lol.

But, yesh, it seems like you've got everything in hand. Looking forward to reading about ALL yer friends, be they frog or llama. ^-^

See you around!
» Silver-dot- on 2006-10-13 10:18:21

hahahaha what an amusing entry! XD

welcome to NuTang, Jazagoya! =DDD

L8r,

—×Kuri×—
» Kuri on 2006-10-13 11:56:40

I have a friend whose nickname is Ishbu.
» Chloefoxx on 2006-10-13 03:31:15

AAAAAAH!!!! No no no no don't eat parakeets!!!
» randomjunk on 2006-10-13 09:58:48

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